my little BLUE BOOK


An old Italian gentleman lived alone in New  Jersey .  He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.  His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: 
 Dear Vincent,  I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.  Love,  Papa   
A few days later he received a letter from his son.  
Dear Papa,   Don’t dig up that garden. That’ s where the bodies are buried.  Love,  Vinnie 
At 4 a.m. The next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.  That same day the old man received another letter from his son.   
Dear Papa,  Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.  That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.  Love you, Vinnie.

An old Italian gentleman lived alone in New  Jersey .  He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.  His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: 

 Dear Vincent,  I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.  Love,  Papa  

A few days later he received a letter from his son

Dear Papa,   Don’t dig up that garden. That’ s where the bodies are buried.  Love,  Vinnie

At 4 a.m. The next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.  That same day the old man received another letter from his son.  

Dear Papa,  Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.  That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.  Love you, Vinnie.

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” So today I was in Hallmark buying my mom a  Happy Birthday card when I noticed this old man stnding in front of the  Valentines card section contemplating which one to get. I decide to go  over and I ask him “Are you getting a Valentine’s Day for your wife?” in  which he replies ‘No my wife died 3 years ago from breast cancer but I  still buy her roses and a card and bring them to her grave to prove to  her that she was the only one that will ever have my heart’ “


” So today I was in Hallmark buying my mom a Happy Birthday card when I noticed this old man stnding in front of the Valentines card section contemplating which one to get. I decide to go over and I ask him “Are you getting a Valentine’s Day for your wife?” in which he replies ‘No my wife died 3 years ago from breast cancer but I still buy her roses and a card and bring them to her grave to prove to her that she was the only one that will ever have my heart’ “

(Source: datkiddd, via doyoumind-if-i)

y0gurt:

Oh hey thanks for the PLL reminder

y0gurt:

Oh hey thanks for the PLL reminder

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Mah nigguh!

Mah nigguh!

naekkeo—haja:

Silly Miss Swan. (x)

100 QUESTIONS

1. had sex?

2. bought condoms?

3. gotten pregnant?

4. failed a class?

5. kissed a boy?

6. kissed a girl?

7. used a little paper bag for lunch?

8. had a job?

9. slipped on ice?

10. missed the school bus?

11. left the house without my wallet?

12. bullied someone on the internet?

13. sexted?

14. had sex in public?

15. played on a sports team?

16. smoked weed?

17. smoked cigarettes?

18. smoked a cigar?

19. drank alcohol? .

20. watched “The Breakfast Club”?

21. been overweight? A

22. been underweight?

23. had an eating disorder?

24. been to a wedding?

25. made fun of someone for being fat?

26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?

27. watched tv for 5 hours straight?

28. been late for work?

29. been late for school?

30. kissed in the rain?

31. showered with someone else?

32. failed my drivers test?

33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes?

34. been outside my home country?

35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?

36. had lice?

37. gotten my heart broken?

38. had a credit card?

39. been to a professional sports game?

40. broken a bone?

41. been unhappy about my weight?

42. won a trophy?

43. cut myself?

44. had an STD?

45. got engaged?

46. been on a diet?

47. tried out to be on a tv show?

48. rode in a taxi?

49. been to prom?

50. played a drinking game?

51. stayed up for 24 hours or more?

52. been to a concert?

53. had a three-some?

54. had a crush on someone of the same sex?

55. been in a car accident?

56. had braces?

57. learned another language?

58. killed an animal?

59. been at a yard sale?

60. been to a japanese steakhouse?

61. wore make up?

62. talked to someone via webcam?

63. lost my virginity before I was 16?

64. had my wisdom teeth taken out?

65. kissed someone a different race than myself?

66. snuck out of the house?

67. bought porn?

68. had a virus on my computer?

69. had oral sex?

70. dyed my hair?

71. gone skinny dipping?

72. graduated from college?

73. wore someone else’s clothes? M

74. voted in a presidential election?

75. rode in an ambulance?

76. rode in a helicopter?

77. caught the stove on fire?

78. got in a verbal fight?

79. met someone famous?

80. been on vacation?

82. been on a boat?

81. been on an airplane?

83. broken something expensive?

84. had surgery?

85. kissed someone before I was 14?

86. beat a video game?

87. found something valuable on the ground?

88. made a survey?

89. stalked someone on a social network?

90. prank called someone?

92. spent over $100 shopping in one day?

91. been to a library outside of school?

93. cut my hair and hated it?

94. peed outside?

95. went fishing?

96. helped with charity?

97. taken a pregnancy test?

98. been rejected by a crush?

99. been suspended from school?

100.broken a mirror?